Hiya,
Due to popular demand I have decided to enter another exciting post to my blog. To ensure that people can keep their interest to the very end without feeling the sudden urge for stopping and watching a wall painted in Duluxe Extremely Slow Drying Paint dry instead, I have kept it brief and to the point with the main areas of interest given their own headings:
Day: Tuesday
Work: Pants! But not as pants as the previous post. The kind of pants that are made from an itchy material but that don't have a tightness in all the wrong places.
Dinner: Linda McCarthy's Lasagne with crinkly oven chips.
Verdict: Just what the doctor ordered but not as nice as quiche (thank you Pokerlog who ever you are!)
Desert: Fry's Chocolate Cream.
Verdict: A largely underrated chocolate bar with the unusual contradiction that it makes your breath smell lovely with its mintyness as it rots every tooth in your head with it heavy sugar content. Dangerous to your health if left for too long in a moist place due to the sticky gloop that covers the chocolate on the outside and makes the whole eating experience rather unpleasant.
Quality of TV: Fair to middling with repeated scattered showers of the Simpsons coming from the Sky.
Bowel Movements: Exceedingly regular due to the laxitive combination of Lasagne, oven chips and Fry's Chocolate Cream.
Spelling abilities: Have learnt how to spell quiche (once again my thanks to the anonymous pokerlog!). As you can see from the post I still have a lot more to learn: 'laxitive' anyone know how to spell that? By the way my lack of spelling skills was made clear to me when to my horror I found out that on my job applications, that I had already sent out, I had put "Proofreading skills with an excell
ant attention to detail". Not suprisingly I didn't get any of the jobs hence the reocurring rating of 'pants' to my work days.
That's it. Off to watch TV and... ahem.... sit down for a while with a good book! Now maybe that will teach yee to ask for more posts!