Cutting Blogs

Mini LP

2006-05-02T13:59:00.000-07:00

Hiya,

Here are two links to my first mini LP as side one and side two. It's complete pants (the kind that are made from an itchy material, are tight in all the wrong places but are an interesting shade of pea green!) but I am safe in knowing that only three people actually read this blog and that any embarrassment is minimal. I apologise to all the artists I have sampled and taken what were once fine respectable songs,tunes and poems and wringed and twisted and battered all the goodness out of them. I have no need to ask not to use this product for any commercial use for this reason, as this would indeed be entirely impossible. It's called Urine Sample No.1.

http://www.savefile.com/files/2504759

http://rapidshare.de/files/19472751/mix2.mp3.html

2006-05-02T11:48:00.000-07:00

Hiya,

Due to popular demand I have decided to enter another exciting post to my blog. To ensure that people can keep their interest to the very end without feeling the sudden urge for stopping and watching a wall painted in Duluxe Extremely Slow Drying Paint dry instead, I have kept it brief and to the point with the main areas of interest given their own headings:

Day: Tuesday

Work: Pants! But not as pants as the previous post. The kind of pants that are made from an itchy material but that don't have a tightness in all the wrong places.

Dinner: Linda McCarthy's Lasagne with crinkly oven chips. Verdict: Just what the doctor ordered but not as nice as quiche (thank you Pokerlog who ever you are!)

Desert: Fry's Chocolate Cream. Verdict: A largely underrated chocolate bar with the unusual contradiction that it makes your breath smell lovely with its mintyness as it rots every tooth in your head with it heavy sugar content. Dangerous to your health if left for too long in a moist place due to the sticky gloop that covers the chocolate on the outside and makes the whole eating experience rather unpleasant.

Quality of TV: Fair to middling with repeated scattered showers of the Simpsons coming from the Sky.

Bowel Movements: Exceedingly regular due to the laxitive combination of Lasagne, oven chips and Fry's Chocolate Cream.

Spelling abilities: Have learnt how to spell quiche (once again my thanks to the anonymous pokerlog!). As you can see from the post I still have a lot more to learn: 'laxitive' anyone know how to spell that? By the way my lack of spelling skills was made clear to me when to my horror I found out that on my job applications, that I had already sent out, I had put "Proofreading skills with an excellant attention to detail". Not suprisingly I didn't get any of the jobs hence the reocurring rating of 'pants' to my work days.

That's it. Off to watch TV and... ahem.... sit down for a while with a good book! Now maybe that will teach yee to ask for more posts!

2006-04-03T12:09:00.000-07:00

Hi,

Decided to start my own little blog as I got jealous of everyone else having blogs. I'm not travelling the world or living in any cool place far away so it'll probably be in the running for the dullest blog around. I therefore named my blog "Cutting Blogs" after all the crap that I will be creating within this blog! By the way I took a photo of myself with my phone for my profile thingy and somehow managed to make it look as though I have about fifty fizzy bombs in my mouth! Bizarre!

So here it goes....post one....it's Monday.... I went to work today..... it was pants.....I came home...for dinner I had keesh (how the hell do you spell that eggy food thing!) to prove I wasn't a real man....then through lack of quality TV options ended up creating this blog....mmmmmmm.....mmmmmm............doh!!........feeling constipated already!!

Will have to come up with more exiting crap next time... got writer's block and quality tv starting soon...and there's more lovely keesh to be had....hello is there anybody still there....hello.....helloho......

Ah well,till next time...

A.

Hello

2006-04-03T11:49:00.000-07:00

Hello